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Judgement Day

Just so you’re all aware – according to current Terminator lore*, Skynet went operational on Tuesday… and Judgement Day, the Rise of the Machines… is today. Time to build that bunker, stock up on beans and buy that gun.

But one thing is for certain… there is no stopping them; the terminators will soon be here. And I for one welcome our new machine overlords. I’d like to remind them that as a trusted IT codemonkey, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground internet caves.

(Apologies in advance – but I’m sure the toiling will be quite pleasant really)

* ‘Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles’ TV series

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Predator Rap

So last week it was the Robocop Rap (see previous entry) – which was a new find for me. The Predator Rap however, has been one of my favourite mp3 choices for the last three or four years…

At one point, I had nearly half of it memorised – you can laugh all you want, but when you’re in the pub at 1am and can start rattling that off – you’re suddenly a legend. Oh yes.

Needless to say, if you haven’t seen the movie and don’t want the whole storyline given to you in 6 minutes – look away now…

“The woman grabs his gun & Arnie kicks it to stop her,
then he turns around & shouts ‘Get to the CHOPPA!’”

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Robocop Rap

Surely there’s no better way of summarising a film than to rap about it. And anyone who manages to fit ED-209 into a rhyme is ok with me.

10 minutes of goodness…

“Clutching at his bleeding groin he falls in a heap
& Robo says ‘your move, creep’”

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