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My Letter of Recommendation

Got this from the boss today – am delighted. I never knew he held me in such high regard. That new job is definitely in the bag now…

LETTER OF RECOMMENDATION

1 Steve Healy, in our team of software developers, is always
2 hard at work at his desk.  Steve works independently, without
3 wasting company time talking to colleagues.  Steve never
4 thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
5 finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended
6 measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
7 breaks.  Steve is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
8 vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
9 knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Steve can be
10 classed as a high-calibre employee, the type that cannot be
11 dispensed with. Consequently, I truly recommend that Steve be
12 promoted to senior management, and a proposal will be
13 executed as soon as possible.

Edit: It’s been pointed out to me that there is something a bit ‘off’ about this letter. Something about only reading the odd-numbered lines? I don’t get it…

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